A bunch of horrible Christmas jokes to torture your family with during the festivities. You can thank me later.
So when Uncle Ned downs too much egg nog and starts on again about how he almost made the Yankees farm team…
Or when Aunt Gladys is bugging you about why you’re not married…
Or your Mother demands you have another slice of her horrible fossilized pecan pie…
Simply put–when you need these people to “GO AWAY” so you can have a little peace, these jokes are sure to clear the room and truly make it a Silent Night for you…
Disclaimer: please note–in some instances these horrible jokes can cause a violent reaction, anything from punches, kicks, to thrown objects, so please be careful.
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it!
Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
Yule be happy!
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low elf-esteem!
What’s the first thing elves learn in school?
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?
These should do the trick…I would post more but these ones are making me want to punch myself in the face, so I’ll stop.
Anyway, have a great Christmas, a Happy New Year, roll strikes and pick up those spares. And remember, it’s always a lot easier and more stylish when you’re wearing your Bowling Concepts shirts!